As dinner wrapped up, I was grumbling.  Grumbling about veggies.  Why must I eat vegetables to be healthy?  Why?  Why?

Hearing my rant, my uber fit wife looked at me and said, “You should embrace this lifestyle.”

Looking back at my pretty wife and giving a somewhat goofy, but still fun come hither look, I winked at her and said, “Oh yes, I embrace that.”

Letting out a small giggle and then looking very embarrassed, my pre-teen appeared to want to hide under the table.

Ah, looks like I must now either temper my silly attempts at flirting or else mortify my son.  Decisions, decisions.