Tonight’s “Suspect Story of the Night” comes from my 6-year-old son Ben. Walking into the living room, I was startled to see that young Ben had a shiner on his forehead.  Asking him how and when he got it (must have been within the last 20 minutes or so), his answer was straightforward, “I don’t know.”  Hum…

Now for your “Suspect Story Tour of Assumptions”

First stop, suspect answer (most likely correct assumption).

Second stop, but it could be true. It was after all a head injury (benefit of the doubt assumption).

Third stop, solution. Perhaps the answer will come to you, as you rest on the couch with a bag of frozen mixed vegetables on your head (enough with the assumptions…  humiliation as a path to truth #TheOnlyWay).