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“I’m the King of the World, now that I know about Dave’s upcoming blog!” – Jack Dawson, “Titanic”
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The Fuzzy TV Screen, Too?
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“CookiesbyDave.com is almost here.” – Carol Anne, “Poltergeist”
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Don’t Forget the Boat
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“You’re gonna need a bigger Internet.” – Chief Brody, “Jaws”
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but Scarlett is a fan
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“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about Dave’s upcoming blog.” – Rhett Butler, “Gone with the Wind”
Editor’s Note: the quote is hurtful, but true.
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The King has Spoken
Entirely fabricated advance praise for www.CookiesbyDave.com
“If I were alive, this Fall, I would plan on reading Dave’s blog. Then again, I may still be alive. Only Dave knows for sure.” – Elvis
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A long time ago…
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“Rrrrrrrghghghghgh!” – Chewbacca
Translation from Wookie to English, “I am looking forward to Dave’s new blog more than Star Wars Episode 7.”
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Holy Post, Batman!
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“This Fall, I plan on adding Dave’s new blog to my prayer and meditation routine. It should be spiritualific.” – Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
Editor’s Note: Dave just likes typing the words, “Pope Emeritus.” Cool title.
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Don’t Worry, Be Happy
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“Since 1992, I have secretly been overwhelmed with worry, but with Dave’s upcoming blog, I have a reason to be happy again.” – Bobby McFerrin
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Easier than World Peace
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“This Fall, I plan on giving up on world peace, it’s just too hard. Instead, I will focus my energies on reading Dave’s new blog.” – United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon
Slam Dunk
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“Dave’s website thing is gonna be a slam dunk, just like my comfortable and stylish Buick LaCrosse.” – Shaq