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Life is simple. Love God, neighbor, baseball, and cookies.

Did Billy lose your number?

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“Suss-sussudio!”
[Translation:  “Dave’s new web site will rock!”]
– Phil Collins, speaking with unparalleled clarity

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Better to have loved and lost

Entirely fabricated advance praise for www.CookiesbyDave.com

“I would read Dave’s blog, but Joanie would get too jealous.”

– Scott Baio a.k.a. Chachi

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I want the truth!

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“You can’t handle the truth in Dave’s blog!”

– Col. Nathan R. Jessup, “A Few Good Men”

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Give my regards to Linda Hamilton

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“I’m headed to the future to read Dave’s blog, but I’ll be back.”
– Mr. Terminator, “The Terminator”

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88 MPH

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“Marty, I’ve been to the future and Dave’s web site will exceed the limits of the flux capacitor.  We’ve got to stop it!”

– Dr. Emmet Brown, “Back to the Future”

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Put on your walkin’ shoes

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“Let my people go, in time to enjoy Dave’s upcoming blog!” – Moses, “The Ten Commandments”

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