Some men purchase a sports car or motorcycle to deal with their midlife crisis, I started a blog. Share in my pain.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
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How about the sand in my shoes?
Once the swimming pool chlorine fades from your eyes and the lake water drains from your ears, you’ll be ready for this.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
To their credit, they’re not afraid of heights
If squirrels could read, they would really enjoy this website. They would also need to be a little more decisive, less hyper, and extra careful around cars and power lines, other than that and the ability to read, squirrels would really enjoy this website.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
Independence at First Bite
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that cookies sure are tasty.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
www.CookiesbyDave.com
This is a test… of awesomeness
This is a test. This is only a test… of the awesomeness of www.CookiesbyDave.com
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
www.CookiesbyDave.com
What is the right amount of Dave?
Providing that daily dose of Dave that you seldom want and never truly need.
[Note: an internal investigation is underway, as to how this post got past our Publicity Bombardment Department. You really need to read this site daily. Honest. Rumors are that it will be good for your health. Honest.]
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
www.CookiesbyDave.com
Also Prevents Plaque Buildup
Finally, a web site that’s minty fresh.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
www.CookiesbyDave.com
Chocolate belongs in your mouth
For those days, when your yummy freshly microwaved-for-15-seconds chocolate croissant decides to spray molten chocolate all over one of your favorite leisure-time-sitting-in-front-of-the-laptop-while-eating-breakfast shirts. Yep, it’s for those days.
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same…
Woof
More advance praise for www.CookiesbyDave.com (as if you are not sick of it already).
“I gobble up anything that falls off the kitchen counter.” – Kirby the Beagle
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same.
i Lie
Prophetic and entirely fabricated website endorsement…
“The future of the Internet is in smell. You can see the future becoming a reality with upcoming websites, such as www.CookiesbyDave.com. As a result, I am focusing all of Apple’s resources toward the iSmell product, tentatively scheduled for launch in the Fall of 2014.”
– Steve Jobs, addressing the World Amateur Bakers Forum in January 2010
This Fall, the Internet will never be the same… www.CookiesbyDave.com