Hey, parents.  Parents who happen to have a big nose.  Parents who happen to have a big nose, just like me.  Parents who happen to have a big nose, just like me, and enjoy jumping off the dock into the lake, while playing with their children.

A little piece of advice, pinch your nose shut while jumping off the dock.  It may look a little awkward, but it will prevent half of the lake from going up into your nose, plus probably countless tiny fish.

Lesson learned.  Next time, a nose pinch and a lake full of water remains where it should, out of my nose.