All day today, I was thinking that it was Wednesday. It is Tuesday. Just not right.
Sort of not right, like me posing with a giant ear of corn.
Or not right, like spying some clowns pushing a small duck through a parking lot.
Or eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with a top sliced hot dog bun.
Wait! Did you say, “Top Sliced Hot Dog Bun?” Now, that is just brilliant.
Mind blown.
Thank you, Pepperidge Farm!