Blue Tongue, Not Blue Collar

Today at work, a sinful proposal was made.  “Wanna go to Taco Bell?”  How can a man resist?  I am after all a mere mortal.

At Taco Bell, I was intrigued by something very cold and very blue.  The Airhead Raspberry Blue frozen drink.  Imagine drinking 16 ounces of melted Airhead candies.  Yes, that overpoweringly sweet.  That over the top.  At the same time, however, hard to stop drinking.  I am after all a weak man.

This really was a self inflicted wound.  Really only hurting myself, until it was pointed out that I now had a blue tongue.  A blue tongue and a video conference call coming up within the hour.  Um, odd feature to have accentuated during a call.  “Remember that guy with the blue tongue?  He really made some good points.”  I may never be known as having a silver tongue, but I certainly have cornered the market on the color blue.

 

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