Sleepy, I grabbed a cup of coffee on the way to the office. A delicious gourmet cup of strong coffee. Priority One – Do not set down the coffee. Do not fall asleep at work.
Still sleepy, I began typing. Typing with one hand, because well I was holding my super special, super strong cup of coffee. Priority Two – Type, because that’s part of my job. An important part of my job.
Seeing me sleepy and on the way to refresh the coffee pot, my co-worker stopped by my cube and offered to fill my office coffee cup with the remaining coffee (my special coffee was in a coffee shop paper cup). How could I turn down such an offer of kindness? How could I turn down such a lifeline? I gripped the office coffee in my left hand and the coffee shop coffee in my right. Priority Three – Always accept an offer of kindness. Especially kindness associated with coffee.
Issue of sleepiness addressed. Soon the caffeine would kick in, but I still needed to keep drinking my coffee. Only problem was that I now had coffee in both hands and no way to type. Priority Four – Keep typing, because it’s my job (see Priority Two). How? Well, that’s why God gave me a nose. A nose for emergency typing and of course smelling delicious coffee.