As soon as my co-worker returned from vacation, I had a confession to make.  All of that progress that I had planned to make on our joint project, well I had not gotten any of it done.  You see some of my other projects had suffered from “Project Hiccups.”

The more I explained them however the other projects had really suffered from more than just hiccups.  They had suffered full fledged “Project Burps” (patent pending).  Yep, that moment when a project that you thought was well on its way to being finished resurfaces with a nasty aftertaste.  Ew.  Indeed, I had a few “Project Burps” that had occurred, while she was on vacation.  That’s why I did not get that much done and that’s why I very much needed a “Project After Dinner Mint” (patent pending and major deal with Altoids in the works).