In one of our offices, my cubicle is on the fifth floor.  This results in many a trip on the elevator.

Today, I regretted that decision.  In succession, the elevator was filled with the following strong odors…

Sulfur (read into this at your peril) mixed with heavy cologne

Cigarette smoke

Chinese takeout

I believe I smell a subliminal attempt by HR to get people to use the stairs.  That stinks.