Lately, I’ve had a hankering for sushi. Oddly, the Target by work has some really yummy sushi.  Don’t judge me, just accept it.  Don’t question, just enjoy.

Today, I happened to be by Target, so I picked up some sushi and headed back to work for lunch. Sitting at my desk, I eyed my tasty delight.  California Rolls were just waiting for me to dig in.  I held my soy sauce and (I know this isn’t orthodox, but it’s effective) bit the edge of the packet to tear off a corner.  Unfortunately, as I bit down, I inadvertently squeezed the tiny packet.  This caused a small eruption of soy sauce, as the packet unloaded in a significant gusher of salty soy sauce right up my sizable nose.

Shocked and salty. I felt the dark soy sauce slithering out of my nose and down over my upper lip.  A misplaced geyser of Chinese condiment.  A big nose internally soaked in soy.  Surprisingly clear nasal passages.  Not all bad.  Just watch your aim.