Helping coach my 3rd Grade son Sam’s baseball team, I nervously strolled along the bench.  That’s when I saw it, something of wonder.  Something of mystical delight, Bacon Flavored Sunflower Seeds.

I could not resist the temptation.  I approached the youngster holding the bag and asked if I could try a few.  How could he really resist?  I am approximately four times his size and five times his age.  Big bully.

Reaching into the bag, I grabbed a few.  Bacon treat of wonderful delight.  I popped them into my mouth and chomped down.  Then, instant pain.  A tooth was under attack.  A trip to the dentist may be needed.  Man should never fly so close to the sun.