A rite of passage, a preteen boy goes to collect the mail and is surprised (more like stunned) to discover the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

A rite of passage, a man realizes he is firmly entrenched in middle age, when he sees the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and reflects back on his youth, when the models actually wore swimsuits (well, they were more like hand towels, but at least they were wearing something more than a necklace).

“Where have you gone, Cindy Crawford? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo, woo, woo.”