Ah, it appears as if cardboard Macaulay Culkin has found himself in a pickle, due to some unpaid debts. Strangely enough, he appears calm as a cucumber, even while being stored in the trunk of a Ford Taurus.

What will become of our child star? Will he ever come back home… even if he finds himself all alone? Will someone make him an offer he cannot refuse?

Hold your breath and don’t go anywhere. We know that cardboard Macaulay won’t either.