My job title is “Management Analyst.” Try explaining that to a kid. Well, my canned response is “I help solve problems.”

Earlier today, my son was overheard talking to his friend and discussing what their parents do. My son’s summary for how I spend my days went as follows, “My dad fixes things, like if the furnace breaks at work.” Well, I guess I would call Facilities or Google “Furnace Repair near me.”

The embodiment of “Other duties, as assigned.”