It was a typical day. I was scurrying around the house getting a few things done.

Put away the previous night’s dishes. Check.

Feed the dog. Check.

Pack my lunch. Check.

The morning was humming along as planned.

Oh! I forgot one thing. It was trash day and the recycling bin had probably just been emptied.

I toddled outside and “THUD!”

I glanced down the street to see that my neighbor had backed into their trash can.

I assume they were distracted by my pre-work handsomeness.

Ah yes, everything was indeed going just according to plan.