It usually happens late on Sunday night. They arrive. The snowman vandals. They push over our beloved snowmen and leave the rubble for us to rebuild on Monday morning.
Well, this morning. Monday morning. It was different. Instead of waking up with dread, I was snug like a bug in a rug. I was burrowed down deep in the covers, like a toasty flower bulb waiting to burst forth on Easter Sunday. Why was I so cozy? Why was I so secure?
Last night, I left my snowmen in the hands of our new security system. Yep, all last night, our snowmen were under the protective watch of Minnesota Twins second baseman Brian Dozier.
Hey, a guy has to earn a living between the playoffs and Spring Training.
Even Kirby, our watchdog beagle, gets a better night’s rest under Brian Dozier’s protective care. Rest well, little dog. Major League Baseball is here tonight.
PS – I forgot to mention that our 6-year-old Ben won the services of Brian Dozier in a raffle using “The Fold.”
Only YOU could have come up with this “security system” – thanks for being my Monday Morning Chuckle 🙂
Plus, Brian Dozier does not require much maintenance. He hardly eats anything at dinner time. Although, I am a little worried about him. He is way too skinned when viewed from the side 😉