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CSI:  UPPER MIDWEST

While recognizing the danger that publicity may spawn copycat snowman crimes, I feel that this story of snowman resurrection outweighs any negative consequences.  You be the judge.

Late Sunday night / Early Monday morning.  Peaceful snowmen attacked in their sleep.

Three snowmen (one headless) and one snowcat, shown on the morning following the crime.

Exhibit 1.  The “Darth Maul” snowman was slightly damaged with the loss of one “spiky thing on his head.”

Exhibit 2.  The snowcat suffered enormous pain, when one of his whiskers were removed.

Worst of all, an unspeakable act.  In what appears to be a forceful thrust to the front of his face, a snowman’s head was knocked off.

Exhibit 3.  The victim snowman’s mouth fell off to the front.

Exhibit 4.  The snowman’s head was completely knocked off, falling to the rear of the victim.

 

The force of the attack was so strong that the head fell over one foot from the body and broke into two pieces.

 

Exhibit 5.  The rear portion of the snowman’s skull landed on his old silk hat they found.

Exhibit 6.  The front portion of his skull remained mostly intact, resting face down on the frozen ground.

 

In a defiant act against snow sculpture terrorists, the victim snowman was reassembled on Monday morning.

 

Unfortunately, the snowman still suffers from horrible headaches resulting from the attack.

 

On Monday afternoon, in a show of ultimate snowman resilience, a new even bigger snowman was added to the South.

Oh yes, the “Snow Boys are Back” and we’re here to stay.