Our Second Grader Sam came home from school with his usual homework. After finishing up, I reviewed his math, ignored his horrible penmanship, and prepared to return it to his backpack. That is when I saw it, a strange frightened squirrel clutching a nut in the bottom right corner of the page.
What does a harried looking squirrel have to do with subtraction? Is someone trying to steal his nut? Has he been asked a confusing math question? Is a predator preparing to attack? Is he just acting like a typical frantic squirrel? The website under the squirrel references “Have Fun Teaching.” Are unrelated bits of clip art really a way to “Have Fun Teaching?”
Confused and a little worried, I returned the paper to Sam’s backpack (after scanning it for my use, of course) and thanked the good Lord that I never have to relive the confusion and awkwardness (and squirrels?) associated with Second Grade.
One could conclude by the angry look on Mrs. SQUIRREL that Mr. SQUIRREL tried to SUBTRACT from her nut supple that she’s been keeping track of all winter. Men, they will never learn!
Ah, why can’t those squirrels just all get along?