I was being so good.  After shoveling, I entered the house for a reasonable breakfast.  One raspberry yogurt.  Dave 1 – Forces of Evil 0

Heading out of the house, I grabbed another yogurt and stored it in my briefcase.  As my lunchtime meeting approached, I retrieved my yogurt and found that it was also raspberry.  Too much raspberry for one day, but I was being good.  Score one for both sides.  Dave 2 – Forces of Evil 1

Finally realizing what was bothering me at work, I discovered a raspberry seed stuck in my back teeth.  Several glasses of water and plenty of sloshing around, I was finally free of the tormenting seed.  Dave 2 – Forces of Evil 2

Trying to put together a quick dinner, before swim classes, my wife asked if I would make some Hungry Jack potatoes to go with Swedish meatballs.  Suffering from major diet induced hunger, I began gazing at the pot full of instant potatoes.  So creamy.  So yummy.  So right there.  Jack really knows his potato flakes.  I resisted the urge to stick my head directly into the pot.  Amazing demonstration of willpower.  Dave 3 – Forces of Evil 2

Sitting here, typing up a “Story of the Day,” I reflect on my hunger pangs, but take great pride in a day of successful dieting.  Score one for both sides.  Dave 4 – Forces of Evil 3

Game, set, match, and a reasonable serving of instant potatoes to boot.  Take that Forces of Evil.

[signed]

Faint from Hunger (and, I know, Improper Dieting) Dave