While he gave an update about the day’s activities at golf camp, I had a question for my 10-year-old son Ben. “Did they have a drink cart that drove around?”

Ben replied in the affirmative and that his friend had purchased a bag of Doritos.

I followed up with another question. “Was there a pretty girl driving the cart?”

Reluctantly, Ben answered, “yes.”

Then I delivered my life lesson, “That’s how they get you.”

Son, I may have a pretty weak short game, but your dad sure has the beverage sales side of golf figured out.