How do you know that this Little League coach is taking this evening’s 13-1 defeat poorly? I was not even up to a selfie with the grocery store’s cardboard cutout of Larry the Cable Guy, during my post-game milk run.

What? No selfie with a celebrity cardboard cutout? Coach Dave really is taking this loss poorly and now the entire internet suffers from the lack of what would have been a treasured self portrait.

There is no joy in Mudville.