There were no balloons. No marching band. No ticker tape parade. No celebration of any sort.

Let’s be clear about one thing, however. After one call to the company, lots of online research, a trip to Menard’s, an order placed with Amazon, some $70 plus, lots of luck, no apparent skill, and against all odds, this guy (aka me) just fixed the kitchen sink!

Now, my friend, if anything deserves a celebration, that’s it.