As the NPR pledge drive nears its conclusion, I continue to search for just the right substitute radio station at work.

Today, I found myself switching between two stations on Pandora. I was pretty pleased with the results, until I noticed something startling. I was toggling between Beck and Bach. That’s when the Space Time Continuum collapsed upon itself and swallowed me whole.

I did however receive a reusable metal straw for my donation to NPR, so all seems well.