Between tag team ubering our children here and there, my lovely wife and I found ourselves in the most unusual situation. We had 15 minutes. Alone. Together. No kids. At home.

Wink, wink, say no more. Oh wait, that’s right. We’re exhausted and there’s dirty dishes in the sink. No bother, I’ll take it, because my wife is pleasing to my eyes and the Palmolive is soothing on my skin.