Emptying my Fourth Grade son Ben’s backpack, I stumbled upon his draft speech for the Student Council election.  Ben’s platform consisted of two popular items, bringing back the Spring Carnival and offering a greater variety of food at lunch.

Impressed, I mentioned Ben’s strategy to my wife.  Overhearing our conversation, Ben’s older brother, Sixth Grader Sam, piped up. “I helped Ben with his speech.” You need to understand that Sam is a veteran of two Student Council elections, each time failing to win the girl vote and falling just one vote short.  His second place finish however gained him plenty of experience as an alternate.  Now, Sam appeared ready to be a kingmaker for his little brother, Ben.

Sam began sharing the advice he gave Ben.  “The key to winning is telling people what they want to hear.” Yep, sounds right.  Then demonstrating understanding well beyond his years, Sam continued.  “You know what, though?  All of that stuff (return of the carnival and more food options) costs a lot of money, that’s why they don’t happen.”

Wow, hollow campaign promises as a key to power, the kids sure do start early these days.