Look over there!  See that, guys?

That dude is checking his phone, before he gets in line at the grocery store.  He is checking with his wife to see if she needs anything.

Ping!  Yep, there’s the return text.  Turns out that they are out of napkins.

Without that text, wifey would have been sad, as the whole family of pseudo barbarians wiped their mouths on their sleeves.

Well played, hubby.  You are an inspiration to us all.