I am not very good at yoga.  I readily admit that I am not very good at yoga.  Plus, I am not very bendy, which doesn’t help with my unyoganess.  All that being said I do try.

Well, the other day, there I was trying yoga.  Stretching and twisting, this way and that.  Then as I was flat on my stomach, the instructor asked us to do the “Dirty Cobra.” “Dirty Cobra?,” I asked in bafflement, “What’s a Dirty Cobra?”

My classmates felt sorry for me and with a laugh explained that I was to do the Tiny Cobra, Baby Cobra, Small Cobra, or some such thing.  I had no clue and no idea what to do next.  Have I mentioned that I am not very bendy?

Well, the good thing is that “Dirty Cobra” sounds like it would be a fine drink, so I made one up.  Note, this bad boy stands tall and has a bite.  By the way, it is best enjoyed in yoga pants.

DIRTY COBRA

4 oz Ginger Beer

2 shots Gin

1 shot Tart Cherry Juice

Stir to combine and enjoy!

Now, downward that dog.