I’m thinking that fine tuning my little league pitching staff can wait until my players have memorized the difference between right and left field.

Coach Dave directing a player to the field, “You are in Right Field.”

Player asking in all honesty, “Where’s Right Field?”

Coach Dave pointing behind First Base, “Over there.”

Player suddenly sure of himself, “No, that’s Left Field.”

[Coach Dave thinking to himself, “No, that’s definitely Right Field.  Coach Dave has spent a lot of time in Right Field.  I know Right Field.” I knew that experience would come in handy some day.]