Today, not one, but two pairs of Jacob’s socks were discovered on the “checker board” end table located in front of the television. Although many questions remain, such as “Why was he wearing two pairs of socks?” and “Isn’t he cold without any socks on his feet?”, one question stands out above the rest, “What were they watching?” Well, after some thought (a whole five seconds), I suspect they were watching “Field of Dreams” and “Eight Men Out,” both of which are of course about the “Black Sox” scandal.

This bad pun has been brought to you by Procter & Gamble makers of Tide laundry detergent, “If it’s got to be clean, it’s got to be Tide.”