Charlene and I have been married a long time.  My patient and loving wife puts up with a lot from me, so I try to make the task easier for her.

Example of the Night – My tendency to text “Headed home” and then make 18 stops along the way.  Sure I arrive two hours later, but technically I was “headed home.” Yep, poor Charlene is married to somewhat of an absent minded fool.

Solution? Well, I could actually head home, but that would be too adult for my tastes.  Instead, when I am actually headed home, directly home, I text, “Headed straight home :0)”

Yep, that’s a smiley face added onto the end to help apologize for my past timing sins.

Yep, I’m a bit of a dope, but I can change.  Change with an extra smiley face to boot.