Before heading out to complete our Back-to-School shopping, my wife asked if I would inventory our current school supplies.  Several hours later, I reviewed my findings.

Dear goodness, we appeared to have some of everything, but yet almost nothing exactly as it appeared on the list.

Then I pondered my most perplexing find, the Half-a-Scissors.  Yes, deep within an old backpack was Half-a-Scissors or as it is better known “A Dagger!”

Apparently, the halls of elementary schools are a dangerous place.  Some sort of lawless jungle, where only those with sharpened kid scissors survive.

Suddenly, Back-to-School shopping took a back seat to Insurance Policy review.  Forget the backpack, summon the Aflac.