Everyone who has ever met me, “Wow!  David, you got your son to baseball practice one minute early?”

Everyone still in shock at the proof are further amazed, “What?  Dave, you were two minutes early to pick him up!”

Everyone wanting to know my secret, “How did you do it, Dave?  How were you on time not once, but twice, in the same evening?”

“Easy,” I say…

“I shared a little coffee with Pokey, during lunch.”