For my 7th Grader’s Health Class, he needs to prepare a certain number of healthy meals.  After serving the main course, he needs to take a photo of a family member with the meal to prove that the image was not lifted from the internet.

Seeing that my plating of vegetable soup looked the best, I posed for a photo.

Honest, I was upright when the photo was taken, but somehow this post is more appropriate with a sideways picture (read “skewed sense of reality”).

Looking at the picture, I remarked, “Your teacher will be distracted from the food, because of that handsome man in the photo.”

Shaking his head in strong disapproval, my teen remarked about his teacher, “Dad, she’s like twenty-five.”

Well son, take note, because some handsomeness (read “playful arrogance”) is timeless.  Look all you want ladies, this silly daddy is taken.