A few weeks ago, I figured that I would class up my work cubicle by bringing in a coaster from home. Yes, from now on, I would place my coffee cup on a classic Kansas Jayhawks coaster. Classy. Collegiate. Civilized.
One problem, the coaster kept sticking to the bottom of my cup. I would grab my cup of coffee to scurry about the office and find that it had attempted to stowaway. Always falling off just a few inches from its starting point.
This morning, I saw a sad site. My beloved new coaster had taken a nose dive into my breakfast yogurt. Lord, it’s hard to be classy. Just ask my yogurt.
Word has it that leather adds a healthy dose of protein to your morning yogurt. #CoasterMultitasking