In September, the Willmar Public Library celebrated “National Library Card Sign-Up Month” by hosting a take-a-selfie-with-your-library-card contest. I just could not resist going a little overboard and as a result, I present to you (if you missed it on my Twitter feed @CookiesbyDave, which explains the bad grammar and spelling below), my narcissistic indulgence, “Out Around Town, Dave and his Library Card:  A Selfie Montage.”

Selfie #1

I luv my library card, but I would not recommend eating it for breakfast  #mostimportantmealoftheday

 

Selfie #2

Library cards are plenty useful, even when stuck to a decorated cactus #earlychristmasinthedesert

 

Selfie #3

The dog ate my homework, but not my library card. #letsleepingdogslie

 

Selfie #4

Library card back of head workplace selfie. #hattrick

 

Selfie #5

Selfie in front of selfies looking back 2 original selfie #deep #flotsambook

 

Selfie #6

“Citizen, get a library card, today.” – #Batman #DarkKnight #CapedCrusader

 

Selfie #7

“I stole Batman’s library card!” – #Joker #ClownPrinceofCrime

 

Selfie #8

Turns out, my head was reshelved next to “Jaws.” #Jaws  #PeterBenchley

 

Selfie #9

Take me out to the ballgame, take along a library card. #peanuts #crackerjack

 

Selfie #10

The family that reads books together, stays together. #ourfamilylovesbooks

 

Selfie #11

No cabin is complete without a good book. #endofsummer #finalswim #sadness

 

Now, you have a reason to be thankful that September only has 30 days.