How do you solve a problem like Kirby the Beagle?

How do you take a jumping dog and pin him down?

Try building a 7-foot-tall fence around the area of the yard that he is digging up.  Then you pray, you pray like a former nun who is being hunted down in Austria by a boy named Rolfe who has just turned to the Dark Side.  That’s what you do.

“Mendards is alive with the sound of my debit card.”

Our Maginot Line replica.  Just not in France, but probably in the end just as ineffective.

Kirby contemplating his next attack.