This photo explains so much…
My deep voice? Yep, it’s all about the helium.
How do I get such great gas mileage? Pack fifty balloons into the back of your Ford Taurus and you’ll float down the highway, too.
Is Dave carried into work on the wings of angels? No, silly. I slide down a rainbow and gently land.
The secret to life? It’s hard to be mad at you, when you walk around all day carrying balloons and whistling the theme to the Andy Griffith Show.
Is the best way to get from the 2nd floor down to the main lobby at work via the elevator or taking the stairs? Neither one, but rather slowly descend, while drifting down with fifty balloons in your right hand. Oh and by the way, the elevator will never properly descend, while holding all of those balloons. Duh.
What’s the most nerve racking view? 20,000 feet in the air and looking down, with only the ground below you and fifty balloons above. No, wait. That’s better explained in another photo…
