On a summer evening at baseball game far from home, your mind tends to think odd thoughts (okay, my mind drifts that way most nights, but this was especially odd) so roll with this one…

Forbidden Encounter (a joint Harlequin Romance and Food Network production)

Ranch Sunflower Seeds:  “Cake Pop, you look deliciously pink tonight.  I could gobble you up.”

Cake Pop:  “Oh, stop it!  What if they find us?  You know we shouldn’t be seen together.”

Ranch Sunflower Seeds:  “Baby, don’t worry about what they’ll say.”

Cake Pop:  “’Don’t worry about what they’ll say?’  Are you crazy?”

Ranch Sunflower Seeds:  “Only crazy with love for you.”

Cake Pop:  “Oh sunflower seeds, hold me.”

The End (and please accept my apologies for one of the stupidest posts of all-time, but hey, at least it’s notable for something).