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Toward the end of filming the current blockbuster “Jurassic World,” all studio computers suffered a fatal system’s failure.  This catastrophe forced the final dino battle scenes to be filmed in the Paulsen Family’s unmowed front lawn.

Hold onto your seats as you view this exclusive “Dino Battle” footage available only on www.CookiesbyDave.com…

So chilling.  So realistic.  So chilling.  I may not sleep tonight.