Recently I had some training at work. This training happened to coincide with another attempt at dieting (#TryNumber106). As a result, I headed into work with an apple and banana packed for lunch (#Pitiful).
As the morning’s training session was coming to a close, my tummy began to grumble (#CupofSpecialK #NotEnoughforBreakfast). I began thinking of the yummy apple that I had packed for lunch. My lunch would have to wait however (#WhoWouldEatItAnyway), because first I needed to crawl under a boat, as part of my training (#DontAsk). Since it was cold out (#ArcticCold), I was crawling under the boat in a garage. As a result, I came out filthy (#FilthyDoesNotDoItJustice).
Returning to the classroom, I sat in the back (#NotFarBackEnough) and was looking pretty nasty in my garage floor dirt covered pullover jacket (#Sad). I did however have a reason to be happy, I could munch away on my apple during the afternoon’s training session (#AgainPitiful). Biting into the apple, I soon remembered how loud apples are as a fruit (#TreeBranchCrackingLoud) . Munch! Crunch! Munch! (#Embarrassing) Regardless, I knew the challenge ahead. I needed to eat my snack. It was a matter of survival (#AnotherLoudTummyGrumble).
Finally finishing my apple (#RestofClasswasRelieved), I began looking for a trash can. To the right, a sink (#SansGarbageDisposal). To the left, a recycle bin (#NotforComposting). Sad and holding a wet apple core (#NothingLefttoEat), I had a tough decision to make. Continue holding the damp apple core (#PickedClean) or stuff it into my briefcase (#NoWin). Still covered in garage floor dirt, I sadly placed the apple core on top of my briefcase. I was yucky and now my briefcase was also yucky (#QuiteaPair).
A little depressed, but with a quiet stomach (#Finally), I looked forward and focused on my studies (#CMinusStudent). Then without warning, I was thrown a lifeline, as a fellow student pointed out the trashcan directly behind me (#BetterAlternative). Thankful, I tossed the apple core into the trash (#RIPCrunchyApple). Now, if there was just a washer and dryer close at hand (#YouCantAlwaysGetWhatYouWant).